To this, I'd respond as such: One, I'm not rich, we started dating in high school. I was smarter then and she probably assumed I would some day make tons of money. By the time she figured out that I'm lazy and unmotivated, it was too late. Two, and this surprises most, she is a much bigger dork than I am. She visits the comic book store every single week and when it came time to accomplish Day Zero Project #10: "Read a Graphic Novel" I had to venture no further than our bookshelf, which she has somehow managed to fill with billions* of comic books.
I randomly selected a graphic novel called Area 10 to read. It's an okay book about a detective and some weird crimes. I thought it best to sum it up with a few images that depict the action contained within its many panels. Due to copyright issues, I've decided to re-enact these panels with my wife rather than stealing them directly from the book.
First, there was some shooting.
And then a guy drilled a hole into his head.
Which reminds me, I should really be watching Pi.
*When I say billions, I mean dozens. But when the graphic novels outnumber the Hubert Selby, Jr. books, you have a problem with your personal library.